It's a digital cloud of information
Full of anonymous rage, hate, and scorn.
It's used in every single nation,
And it's a never-ending collection of porn.
It's a super-mega-hyper-speed dictionary
With more words than you can imagine.
It's a beanbag chair-accessible library,
Much to your local librarian's chagrin.
It's a 3-D, virtual battle zone,
And an infinite billboard for bureaucrats.
It can even be used as a telephone,
And it's the world's largest source of pictures of cats.
It's a museum of artwork of all shapes and sizes,
It's crowded with programs both helpful and sinister.
It's a place where you can win tons of “free prizes